BoneTown is an open world action-adventure for adults, developed by D-Dub, makers of BoneCraft. Originally released back in 2008, the game is now making a small comeback with “The Second Coming Edition” – released on the 8th of June 2021.
Taking inspiration from Grand Theft Auto and South Park, BoneTown delivers a crazy world to experience, filled with violence, drugs, and sex. Begin your adventure as a nobody and work your way to the top to bang the hottest girls in town!
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BoneTown Gameplay
Relax and sit back for one of the more hilarious parodies of GTA to date! Filled with giggle-inducing toilet humor and unapologetic, BoneTown spares no jokes at the expense of others. Explore a vast open world based somewhere in fictional America where the act of sex is no taboo but rather encouraged.
Complete wacky quests revolving around drugs and sex in which all sorts of major stereotypes and movie/TV show cameos appear for your amusement and laughter. Arm yourself with comedic melee weapons and narcotic-powered abilities and get ready to fight people from all walks of life for your freedom to party and have sex.
Though there is much to do in BoneTown, sex is the driving factor in everything. With an objective to become the biggest playboy in town able to woo the hottest girls, you are tasked to grow your balls until no woman can no longer resist them. Bang your way to the top and enjoy plenty of sex crafted seamlessly into the gameplay as part of its core mechanic!
Story
When waking up on a beach, you are approached by a hot blonde with big bosoms willing to introduce you to BoneTown and its glorious open-minded nature of sex whenever and wherever with whomever. Unfortunately though, before getting to taste a slice of heaven, an agency known as “The Man” appears to ruin everyone’s fun by putting an end to the whole act of public indecency. It is from here where your quest to fight the system begins by sticking it to the man in power.
Along your journey, there are all sorts of crazy characters with personal problems seeking for your help. Whether it is saving a hot Asian lady from the hands of a Chinese mafia or fighting pimps for their whores, there is always something amusing going on in BoneTown.
The story is elevated with plenty of cutscenes and voice acting. By dropping the typical text-based dialogue system, BoneTown is almost entirely voice acted from start to finish where even random NPCs on streets have things to say when passed by.
Combat
Gear up to fight men in black, crackheads, Indians, and all walks of life who stand between you and your quest for booty! On top of wielding a handful of comedic melee weapons, you can also use special moves obtained by the power of drugs! Fart on people, electrocute or set them on fire – there are many gross and dirty ways to deal with your enemies.
There are over 80 weapons available, some of them quite basic like a trusty frying pan or crowbar for example, but also more creative ones like mannequin legs, rock guitars, dildos, and many more of such nature!
Quests
Find blue star icons in the world to begin story missions which there are 12 in total. On your way to overthrow The Man inc, quests often revolve around retrieving items or NPCs held by enemies who wait for a good beating. Also, time-based missions where the player is tasked to bone hot babes or protect them from danger are quite common.
Sometimes the player may stumble upon competition icons that offer small replayable events like Hookup & Hogging contests, Butt brawls, Orgies, Capture the flag, and many more.
World
In Bonetown, the world is your oyster to explore freely. From busy towns to sexy beaches, to trailer parks and more, there are many locations to visit!
Exploration is encouraged in form of discoverable hidden easter eggs and power items. By using weed, your character can jump high, reaching even roofs of tall buildings. As the world is large enough to spend plenty of time walking around places, there is fast travel to provide convenience for the player.
The Second Coming Edition
Thanks to Steam allowing adult games on their platform, the makers of BoneTown decided it was a fine time for their beloved game to make a return with increased graphics, voice content, as well as more competitions & missions within each level. With a promise of more content for the future, it appears that D-Dub is not done with their game just yet.
Small quality-of-life improvements have been made as well. To balance the game for an enhanced experience from the original, the Save Game option has been added to the in-game menu – Whereas before players had to find locations to save their progress, now progress can be saved anywhere.
D-Dub has also taken advantage of The Second Coming Edition by fixing some bugs and offering DLC cheats for free. For those not wanting to have to go through all the game’s challenges to unlock everything, the cheats are a great way to skip much of BoneTown’s content to get to the good stuff and simply have fun in general.
BoneTown Adult Content
A game purely driven by sex, BoneTown is not one to skip out on chances to let its players enjoy women of all shapes and sizes in the most bizarre situations. Sex in public is deemed normal, and as such, the player can engage in filthy acts almost anywhere with any and every female NPC available in the game.
There are 25 sex positions for the player to enjoy, some of which in addition to hardcore sex also offer gangbang and a handful of fetishes involving sex toys and women dressed in sexy outfits. girl-on-girl action, though not a big part of the game, is also featured.
Sex is not only for sheer viewing pleasure. Blowjobs can increase a player’s overall health while sex in general, on top of quests, increases the character’s balls, thus allowing the player to have sex with even hotter babes. NPCs may refuse sex from you if your balls are not big enough. Starting from small, you have to work your way to the top by fucking fat and ugly women before getting to the good stuff.
BoneTown offers a Fantasy Mode that lets players skip gameplay and get straight to the adult content. A similar result can also be achieved by using a cheat code that grants a player level 10 balls at which point any girl is free to be fucked when requested.
BoneTown is an easy game to brush off due to its outdated graphics and gameplay, but when observed closely, one can find a worthwhile title hidden in form of jokes and hilarious gameplay mechanics. For the fans of Cartoon violence and people not too mature to enjoy simple toilet humor, BoneTown is a game that does not take itself seriously but is willing to go an extra mile with its jokes to make you laugh.
It is also a fine demonstration of what GTA could be if turned lewd in which adult content is not limited to simply watching strippers dance. As such, D-Dub stands as one of the very few with experience and great potential to provide a full-fledged high-quality erotic GTA-like experience one day, assuming they would be willing to work on such a project with enough support… A man can dream.
For more open world adult games, check out Monolith Bay, Carnal Instinct, and My Lust Wish.
